Monday 19 November 2007

BNP Crisis Conference Crisis Disaster Crisis



SEVERAL MILLION anti-democracy protesters bought Blackpool to a standstill on Saturday to disrupt democracy once more.

It was pissing down and blowing a gale as we screamed abuse at a hotel wall. So bad is the BNP crisis that we could clearly see the odd BNP member peep through the curtains with tears in his eyes. I am certain he was crying with fear and not laughter at us standing in the freezing rain and gale force winds. Perhaps it was the smell eminating from my years facial growth or my "cannabis enhanced spacial moondance" that scared them.

Moral was high even if we only managed to muster 35 of us in our home town on our own doorstep. So "hellbent" are the BNP that they travelled as far away as Cornwall to impose their vile democracy and truth into British Politics. But they were no match for our half hour, half hearted protest and media spin on Granada TV.