Monday 3 September 2007

Introduction to Lancaster UAD

Lancaster UAD have teamed up with the media, newspapers, TV Channels and ALL political parties in order to stop the BNP and deny them a voice.

Whilst we can bribe and control the TV, News, Papers and most other media formats, we have yet to discover a way to control the internet (which pees us off no end). Anyone with suggestions as to how we can do this please email us.




It is imperative that we continue to distort the truth about the BNP as we believe they are beginning to expose us as the true Nazi, hate mongering, unemployed, pot smoking parasites we are.

These fascists must be opposed at every opportunity. Free speech should not extend to critiscising immigration, opposing migrants because they undercut wages or asylum-seekers because they are put to the front of the housing queue.

Free speech certainly should not extend to criticising the Labour Party or its policies and certainly not to attacking the salaries and perks of union leaders or Labour MPs who use members money to help fund Lancaster UAD!

If a BNP fascist should utter any such offensive comments then they should be sacked from their job and kicked out of the union - don't stand idly by whilst BNP facists stomp all over our hard-earned rights!

We invented oppression and we are proud of it! Only we have the right to exercise it!

Our Ivory towers, massive salaries, expense accounts, holiday homes, private school fees and enormous pensions depend on it!

Should you ever be tempted to find out about the BNP or listen to anyone else other than us or the media, simply put your fingers in your ears, close your eyes and chant over and over again "the BNP are racist, the BNP are racist". That should eliminate all temptation.




Whatever you do, do not visit their website (http://www.bnp.org.uk/) It is so full of truth it is sickening! You have been warned.

"The BNP are gaining ground and we must act to stem the stench of truth, democracy, integrity and honesty which this odious little party represent"


6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Funny, but why insult peoples intelligence with the RPA logo?
Then again I suspect you will get loads of abuse from all the SF'ers.

Dr Chris Hill said...

Hi all, I've not looked over this site yet, but I'm not behind it.

That's not to say I don't think its a good blog (I've not had time to look it over yet), but its not my work.

From
Chris Hill
(Lancaster)

Lancaster UAD said...

This site is not meant to be funny! It is a serious blog designed to spread hate and lies about the bnp.

I did not know the people we upset had any intelligence ; )

Mahmood Mohammed
Lancaster UAD Cheif Nazi

Anonymous said...

I hear the BNP have taken over an ex army training camp to train up BNP police. This is not on, we want anarchy and total breakdown of law and order. They must be stopped.

Lancaster UAD said...

Chris,

Perhaps you ought to look at www.searchblight.com that one will really annoy you!

Anonymous said...

Blow up the internet that will stop them.